(Bad) Pick up lines (don't expect them to work, but they might be amusing to use)

I've just arrived in fineville, population: you. (adapted from a Simpson's line)

I would hold you, but I didn't bring my oven mitts

I was gonna buy you a present, but how about I give you my last name?

I hope there's a little room in your heart for me-I'll carry my own bags.

I'd like to hold your hand, just to make sure you're real.

I don't want a date; I want your whole calendar.

I'll trade you-your number for my heart.

Shouldn't you come with a warning label? (i'm not even sure what that one means)

A walk like that should have theme music

My favorite:
Is it sexy in here or is it just you? (from a 14yr old kid at a summer camp)